Friday, March 6, 2009

When Opposites meet.

Mark: What is the opposite of... The Smurfs.
Young: The Jolly Green Giant. No, wait. The Hulk, because he is also angry. The opposite of dinosaurs?
Mark: Teddy Bears. They are small, furry and cuddly.
Young: I Challenge. Because they are not alive and are therefore in a different catagory. The opposite of Dinosaurs are koalas.
Mark: Damn. Points for you. What is the score?
Young: 17 to 15.
Mark: The jury is still out on the whole Fish/Centipede thing.
Young: Oh yeah. Julia? Where are you on the Fish-thing?
Julia: Fish and centipedes are opposites. Elephants are the opposite of ants.
Young: Told ya.
Mark: Dang. 17-15 then.
Young: Whose turn is it?
Mark: I just answered, so it must be me.
Young: But I answered the question... We should have written down the rules in advance.
Mark: Flip a coin.
Young: Heads or tails?
Mark: Yes please.
Young:... Shut up and say something.
Mark: Heads.
Young: Badiiiiing! Heads.
Mark: The Opposite of V?
Young: Chancellor Susan.
Mark: What?
Young: What what?
Mark: The Letter V.
Young: Oh. A. No. 8.
Mark: Very well.

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