I wonder what I would look like wearing a hat...

I was gonna order a hat online, but Ashley reprogrammed and installed a nanny-filter, that prevents me from surfing online hat-stores. Last time I call Scrooge McDuck a stylish fella.







Who am I kidding, I say that every time I watch Duck Tales.

Adressing the Issues

Julia: Hey, I was looking through your adressbook, and you always say that you have nearly no friends, but there are hundreds of names, adresses and phonenumbers in here.
Young: Yeah?
Julia: Should I repeat?
Ashley: Young...
Young: Stop calling me that.
Ashley: Young, there are lots of friends listed in your adressbook.
Young: Those aren't friends.
Ashley: Then, who are they?
Young: Just people I know.
Julia: For example, who is Big Fred Butt-Stare?
Young: Big Fred? He is a male stripper. He dances at my sisters partys. Nice guy.
Ashley: Why is he in your adressbook?
Young: We hang out before he goes onstage. Hm. Note to self: Find out when Denbys birthday is and send Big Fred over.
Ashley: You got a taperecorder AND a dictaphone now?
Julia: Don't ask. What about Lilli Leggers?
Young: Lilli Leggers, the stripper who is preggers.
Julia: How can she be permanently pregnant?
Young: She is not. She is just front-heavy. I hired her for Marks bachelor-party.
Ashley: Mark was going to get married?
Young: No, He just had the bachelor-party.
Julia: What about... The Olsen Tw... YOU KNOW THE OLSEN TWINS?!?!
Young: Yes. Don and Dan Olsen.
Julia: Oh...
Young: They are bakers. They make the best Keylime pie this side of the Limpopo.
Ashley: I am gonna look up if Limpopo is a real word.
Julia: One more. This one is crossed out. S. Hussein, and so is U. and Q. Hussein... Actually, I think I might prefer to not be certain who they are.
Young: As you should be.
Julia: G.W. Bush?
Young: Yeah, my mother asked me to call him about some sort of job, but I never got around to it.
Julia: What kind of job?
Young: Nothing fancy. Secretary of the Interior, or something. But I didn't want to go all the way to Seattle to take phonecalls and take memos all day and not be allowed outside.
Julia: Seattle?
Young: I was told that the job was in Washington, so...
Julia: Now you are just making fun of me, aren't you?
Young: Yeah. Why were you looking in my adressbook anyway?
Julia: Somebody named Gretchen called, but I can't find the piece of paper where I wrote her number, and she isn't in your adressbook.
Young: ...
Julia: Sorry.
Young: Meh. S'allright. Hey, the West Wing is on!

Clarification

Young just said that Marks non-existing Teddy's name was Lady Hugsalot. That is so cute!!!

-Julia

Mark doesn't know how to blog

But he just wants to let everyone know that he never had a teddy bear and that he certainly hasn't kept it under his bed when ladies come over.

-Ashley

Clarification

Not as much "cute" as it is insanely creepy seeing a, technically, grown man enjoy a 22 year old teddy. It is alright when women does it. That is why my old teddy, called Gloria, sits right next to my bed.

-Ashley

Explanation

My boss, who we have all decided to just call Young, like Ashley suggested, recieved a box from his mother. In there was a teddy-bear. Apparently, it is Youngs old teddy, from when he was a child, named Mr. Teddington. It is really cute, to see a grown man be so happy about a teddy bear. Almost as happy as I am with Princess Cuteybear!

-Julia

No time for Blog, Doctor Jones!

I found Mr. Teddington!

A Quick Update!

1Julia: Hey, did you update your blog today.
Young: Today is Sunday, Jules. Freeze Frame updates mondays.
Julia: Why mondays?
Young: It started randomly, then I just decided to make that the official update-day.
Julia: Oh, Okay.
Young: Ayep. Monday is Blog-day in this house.
Julia: Today is monday.
Young:... Jesus christ, I haven't written anything yet!
Julia: I throught you wrote weeks in advance.
Young: I haven't for several weeks! Find a tape!
Julia: Where are the tapes?
Young: In the filecabinet!
Julia: Where are the keys?
Young:...Where are the keys?
Julia: I spend hours on writing some of them down. Where are the transcripts?
Young: I moved them to the external harddisk and put them in... the... filecabinet... for safekeeping...
Julia: Do you need to update today?
Young: I can't let down my no doubt millions of adoring fans!
Julia: Millions?
Young: I need a tape!
Julia: Where is the key?
Young: Where is the key?
Julia: Where did you have it last?
Young: Where did I have it last?
Julia: You don't where it is?
Young: I don't know where it is.
Julia: Stop repeating me!
Young: Where the heck do we find a tape?
Julia: The only tape not locked in is...
Young:...
Julia:...
Young:...
Julia:... Yes!
Young: No! I need that for recording the rest of the day!
Julie: Then you need to write something.
Young...