Tuesday, April 1, 2008

So a pipe broke this morning

I immediatle called Dicks Heating and Plumbing. Imagine my surprise when Dick turned out to be Richard Nixon. I know, it sounds like a joke. He was a little older, sure, but it was him. No mistaking those jowels, but he insisted that his name was Dick Krock. "I am a Krock", he kept saying. I was going to call someone, but he was cheaper than most plumbers, so I let it slide. Just to be sure, I got my bugchecker out and looked around, and sure enough, a small transmitter, with the initials RMD, hidden in a potted plant.


That's the last time I use that guy. No, I am calling Elvis' Plumbingservice, next time.

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