Some weird people out there

I have seen a lot of strange things out there, on the mighty internet. There are asians, doing things with fruit, there are people stretching their rectums and taking photos of it. I have seen a mangina, and it scarred me for life, damn you, Buck. People can be turned on by everything, apparently. Though, being turned on by a man with a Vagina is, I guess, just homosexuality in disguise, or at least bicuriosity.

But, I digress. What I want to talk about is my recent interest in cartoon porn. Purely from a comedy viewpoint. Have you ever seen cartoon porn? It is hilarious. Drawn by people who have, apparently, only seen a picture of the subjects for a few seconds, resulting in something that sort of looks like the characters, but not really. It is the least erotic pictures that you are ever likely to find. At best, it is unerotic, at worst, it is downright disturbing. Nothing hot about a 10 feet tall Homer Simpson boning a two foot Lisa with a six foot penis. And, apparently, there are a lot of people interested in the sexlife of Fred Flintstone. Flintstones, Simpsons and various Disney-characters, especially Jasmin, seems to be the main-targets, with the occasional Futurama and Family Guy. It seems to be made somewhere in asia, because it is always translated weird, in some kind of stilted fashion. I imagine it spoken, in some sort of robotic, semi-asian way.

It is following another great cartoon tradition, Tijuana Bibles. Small leaflets of cartoon porn, from the twenties, and all the way up to the fifties, when it eventually lost to real nude women, who was starting to appear in magasines. Back then, Popeye was apparently the guy that most people wanted to see humping. And the occasional real life celebrity. I have seen one starring Dillinger.

But, as someone once said, looking at porn is like reading a cookbook without eating anything. In that case, cartoon porn is like a badly drawn baguette, with a sodomized baby in the middle, and who wants to eat that? Well, if surfing on the internet has taught me anything, lots of people.