Found on Paris Hiltons answeringmachine...

"Hello, Paris? This is Satan. We are a little worried about you having sold us your eternal soul for fame and actingroles and a CD contract, because, you know, we are starting to hear rumours about you not being in possesion of any kind of a soul, so, uh, if you could just call back, and we could get this whole thing sorted out, that would be great, thanks."