Saturday, January 26, 2008

Beating a dead horse

I am going out of town for a few days, so I leave you with this.

Close down the Black Entertainment Television. I don't mind a channel specially geared towards a specific group, and black americans does have its own culture, but I mind it being a minstrel show. But then again, that is what rap music has become, right? Made by black stereotypes and liked by white people. The last decent rapper was Eminem, who used to rhyme from the heart, but he started sucking a few years back. Don't get me wrong, I bet that there are many talented rappers who raps about things that matters, but I never see them on TV.

Or maybe I should leave you on a funny note: If white people stopped buying rap-music, Fifty Cent would be out of a job.

Hm. That sounded funnier in my head. As it is, it sounds more like a wry, but true, observation.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The truth about Fred Phelps

Fred Phelps has no interest in God. His little church is just a front for his own intolerance and hate. Because hate sounds prettier if you claim that God agrees.


As I have said before, I am not a religious person, but I am fairly certain that there is something about loving thy neighbour in the bible.

I assume that you have all heard about Heath Ledger.

There is really only one thing to say: Goddamnit.

Monday, January 21, 2008

So I stumbled over Curtis the other day.


So, Oprah is supposed to campaign for any ol' yahoo who runs for president as long as he happens to be black?

The look on the fathers face in panel 4 is either "I raised an idiot" or "Shit, he got me there". Or possibly, "Is he comparing Obama with Jesse and Al? The anti-semite and the biggest media whore this side of Tila Tequila? He must be barmy".

Seriously, as far as I am concerned, voting for someone just because they are black is no different than voting for David Duke just because he happens to be white. Notice, I am not comparing Obama to Duke, I am comparing idiot racist voters who can't see beyond skin colour.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Happy first month, Freeze Frame!

Remember, daddy loves you, even if he calls you a piece of crap, some times.

Tom Cruise is bat-shit insane!

Just throught that I would point that out, in case that anyone was not aware.


As you were.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Bare breast in public: Not just a shameless way to pick up searchengine traffic

Seriously, it is not. In Denmark and Sweden, a group of women are protesting against the sexualisation of breasts, which they do by arranging for topless women to go into public swimmingpools and swim around, for a bit.

Not that I am going to protest, because I like to look at pretty womens breasts, so, please, ugly women, keep your breasts in your shirt.

Lost my train of throught there. Anyway, I hereby suggests that testicles should be de-sexualised. Just cut a whole in your underpants, and let your testicles hang out. See if anyone is going to put you on the six o'clock news.

The last part was a joke, by the way. No one wants to look at your testicles. Keep those testicles hidden, please.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

About "right to life"

Only I have to power to give people the right to live, and that is not a right that I give to just everybody.



I am trying to start Chuck Norris-like facts about my self. The new Internet meme: Me.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Have you ever tried Urban Dead?

It is a Zombie game, for the browser. You make a character, you kill zombies, or you make a zombie and you kill humans. It is fun. You should try it. And if you are ever in Treeweeke Mall in Dulston, say hi to Charlie Orange.


www.urbandead.com

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Requiescat in pace, Maila Nurmi

Maila Nurmi, AKA, Vampira
1921-2008

Something for atheist.

I read a post somewhere from an atheist, in which he stated that if you believe in a god, your opinion is worthless. Listen, bub, I am not a religious man, in fact, I refer to myself as being agnostic, but, dammit, if atheists and extremely religious people are equally big jerks, what is the point they are trying to make?

Friday, January 11, 2008

Paris Hiltons perfume is made out of human urine!

No, that is not true. That is a bold faced lie. I am sure that it is made with whatever perfume is usually made of. I just want to start an internet rumour. If you read this, you know the truth, but if you have only read the title, I will look forward to reading this on other sites. Hopefully with rightous anger and claims that it was proven in a wellknown lab in Sydney, and maybe even someone claiming to work in the industry confirming it.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

browser logic

I read that some people are against Microsoft bundling their Internet Explorer with Windows. Pray tell, smart guy. How does one download a new browser without another browser?

Sunday, January 6, 2008

To women who wish for bigger breasts:

There are a fine line between silicone and silly cones.



Without doing any research, I got the feeling that I am not the first to come up with that pun.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Sorry for the lack of updates

I have an exam monday, and I am working on something that I may post of the blog, or maybe make an entire website devoted to. We will see how it pans out. So, January may be a little spare, in the update department. See you around.